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Its a Small World After All

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I just received the best voice mail message at work.  I had called a United Nations program this morning to request some information and materials.  After navigating the extensive phone menu options, I left a message, went to lunch, and assumed it would be at least a week before I heard from them.  Not so. 

I got back from lunch and checked my voice mail.  One new message.  It began like this, "Hello Sarah, this is the United Nations calling.  We received your message this morning and...." 

No name, no department or affiliation, just "This is the United Nations calling." 

A bureaucracy as vast as the UN, and the caller identifies himself as the UN?!  It's like saying "This is God calling" or "This is the White House calling."  I love it.  Not only did it make the caller sound absurdly self-important, it also added a ridiculous bit of false prestige to my own job.  I later learned from the receptionist that he identified himself as the United Nations when he asked to be connected to my phone extension.  The laughs we got out of it provided the perfect distraction from a stir-crazy Friday afternoon.  I have the message saved for posterity.  Have a great weekend!

I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts

Death_valley Well, I'm back. I promise that I'll return to knitting content eventually. Just not now. Right now you'll have to bear with my vacation recap. It's definitely not NYC, so sit back and enjoy the vicarious living.

Death Valley was tackled by me, my parents, and my lovely sister (with my lovely brother not able to make it). Family vacations are nothing new, having been herded around to a heaping helping of various museums, Civil War battlefields, and other educational opportunities as a child.  All things considered, I've always been lucky enough to get along fairly well with my siblings, but our camaraderie usually came in the form of banding together to declare ourselves thoroughly unimpressed with the Bay of Fundy. What was new about this particular vacation was my baby sister Emily, who now tops out at the ripe ol' age of 20, is growing up.  Miracle of miracles, the girl is good company.  That's not to say we didn't regress right on back to the days of yore, we took pride in our searches for bugs, dung, and other creature features.  It was priceless to have a hiking partner who humored me by crying "Valley Ho" every day before we hit the trail.  At Emily's mere mention of coconuts, I was ready to proceed down the canyon at a lively canter and bang rocks together. Never mind that she was longing for coconut foot cream, I automatically scored points for assuming that she was talking about Monty Python.  Here's a few more tidbits from the highlight reel. 

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  • I love the shift of time on the trail. Our average bedtime was 8 PM, rising with the sun around 6 to clamber around the rocks before breakfast. It's not a schedule I could regularly keep, but I love the natural rhythm that life develops when activity revolves with the sun.
  • Our trip was a guided camp/hike through REI Adventures.  The group topped out at 12 hikers, with a 50 year gap between the oldest and youngest hikers (the youngest being baby sister).  Note to self, I want to be in the kind of shape that allows me to sign up for six days of desert canyon hiking when I hit 70.   
  • As the youngest members of the party, Emily and I hold the dubious distinction of being the only two to fall, get stung, and drop rocks on our toes (that would be Emily knocking a small boulder on to my big toe).  We also displayed an uncanny knack for poking and prodding plants that inevitably turned out to be prickly, poisonous, or both.   Ahhhh, the joys of youth.
  • Most of my hiking and backpacking experience hails from the lakes and woods of the Upper Midwest.  Put me in a desert mountain range and I lose all sense of direction and scale.  What looks to be a stroll across the valley is more likely to be a 10 mile trek.  Our back country guide took us into the far reaches of the park, which often lacked trails.  His hiking strategy often took the form of, " See that white rock way over there on top of that ridge?  Head in that direction."  It was fun to feel like you were blazing your own trail through the scrub.
  • There was a full moon out lastt week.  Imagine watching the moon rise over the cliff behind our campsite.  Awesome. 

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  • The desert wildflowers were finishing their blooms.  It is amazing that they have the strength to push up through the rocky soil and flourish in such harsh conditions. 

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  • Death Valley has some old rocks.  Every canyon we hiked had fascinating geologic features - mosaic rock formations, fault lines, and compressions of a million zillion years ago. 

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  • Here's the group stopping to check out some borax deposits.  That's me and Emily in the background, sniffing (and later tasting) the borax.  For the record, borax doesn't taste like chicken, just soap.

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Segueing smoothly away from Death Valley, let's get back to the Monty Python.  Here's a fun quiz for you.  In case you're wondering, I came out as Patsy, King Arthur's loyal coconut carrying servant.  Confession:  I was hoping to be Patsy, as he is my favorite, so the outcome was totally rigged.

Valley Ho!

Dv_2I'm making a bee line straight outta Brooklyn.  By this time tomorrow I'll be walking through the Valley of Death.  Oops, I mean Death Valley, which is where I'll be hiking for six days avec La Famille GDB (minus my brother who can't make it).  One revealing glimpse into my pack would expose a headlamp, specially purchased for camp site knitting.  Yep, I've got all the essentials and will have stories to share  upon my return.

I'd Like to Thank the Academy...

It's no secret that TV watching yields some of the best knitting time. This week has been no exception.  Thanks to a Sunday afternoon knitters gathering Chez GDB with La Squeeky as the guest of honor, followed by an evening with the Academy Awards in Astoria, I have Tubey well under way! Add to this a Monday night, post-Oscar screening of Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit and you have.... well, a knitted tube.  As for Wallace and Gromit, all I can say is that I have great respect for anyone who knits faster than I do, especially when said knitter is of the clay canine variety. 

For all my grandstanding about Tubey, there's not a lot to show at the moment. Striping, which will be in bright shades of purple, red and lime green, has yet to begin.  For now it's just a long, black rectangle that shifts into a black tube, albeit a tube that I am thrilled to see grow.  It has been a while since I've been so excited about seeing a project progress to its wearable stage, and for that I'm deeply grateful to Cassie for getting me out of my knitless slump.